It’s finally happening!

I have spent the last five years reading all your fun stories about meeting up with blogging pals. I had resigned myself to never meeting any of you, simply because I’m in the UK and you are mostly in the US or Canada.  I doubt that Mo and I will ever travel that far. Mostly due to cost, but we also have other reasons that would prevent us from ever making a long journey and who would want to travel this far to meet up with us?

Well, it’s happening and I still can’t quite believe it.

It started something like this…..

“We are finally going to do our European holiday!  We are going to Paris”

Me: “Oh, how lovely for you”

“Who knows? We may get to see you. I have never fancied England, but Dave wants to go”

Me (Tongue in cheek): “It would be great to meet up with you”

Time passed and I didn’t expect it to go any further than that.  It was a nice thought, but I doubted it would happen.

Well, it is happening!  Kathy (The Junk Drawer) and Dave are coming to Yorkshire. Not just for a few hours, but for two days!

It seems fitting that hers was possibly the first blog post I ever commented on. It was 2nd March, 2008 and this is the comment. I was so polite back then.

first comment

In the last few weeks email after email have been flying back and forth and it is actually happening!  I can’t quite believe anyone would go to the lengths Kathy and Dave have gone to AND cutting two days off their holiday, just to meet up with us.

They get here the morning of 30th of this month. We are so excited! We can’t wait!  Watch out for some stories from those two days.

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What a difference 12 days make

When we first moved into our house, about 12 years ago, it was newly decorated, with an extension and front porch added. Very nice for us, as we had been used to living in very old houses. Victorian and early 1900 builds.  This house was built in the sixties, so it was a nice change to move into a more modern house, that was newly decorated.  Nothing needed doing.  There was however, one huge downside for me.  Mo didn’t mind, but being a person who’s life was all about colour, the decor would not have been my choice.  Dark green was the dominant colour in all the rooms, with brown being the next.  I learned to live with it. I had to. Money wasn’t flowing after the move.

This green carpet and huge stone fire surround was here when we moved in.

before

This is it now, having knocked out the fire surround.

after

After a while, we managed to redecorate one room at a time, replace a lot of the carpets and remove most of the green from the decor.  However….

The bathroom was straight out of the sixties, with a green bathroom suite and brown and green tiled walls.  This was a major redecorating job, that we just couldn’t undertake ourselves, so it waited and waited. Finally we decided that it just had to be done and sooner rather than later.  We’re not getting any younger and showering in our bathroom would be asking for an accident to happen, the older we got.  It’s called ‘forward planning’.

Once we had chosen what we wanted and had the date fixed for the workmen to begin, I decided a photo log of how things were progressing would be a good way of keeping the family updated. They had all asked for photos along the way.  The day before they came to demolish it, I took a couple of photos.  Trust me, it wasn’t usually in that awful mess, but we obviously didn’t bother cleaning up for the workmen to demolish it.  I decided to make a video slide show with music.  The music I chose is from the London 2012 Olympic Ceremony. The music of the industrial revolution.  Anyway, I thought you might like to see the transformation.  Please click the link below and watch it full screen. Don’t forget to have your sound turned up.  I hope you enjoy it.

What a difference 12 days make!

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Happy Birthday John!

HB Dufus

May your birthday be a glorious one, filled with whatever you’d like it to be filled with!

If you want to read more very funny birthday posts for John (Nonamedufus), visit Cheryl’s blog here, who is hosting this birthday party.

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Please ignore me!

I received this mail today. You’ll notice it’s FROM me, TO me.

Obviously I didn’t send it to myself, so I guess a hacker has been able to use my email address somehow.  If I send you an email that isn’t personal, please ignore me.  It’s not from me. It’s from some idiot hacker.  A big clue would be that it’s in dollars and I live in the UK.

I’m sorry if I have already sent you spam, but it wasn’t me, honest.  I have now changed my password, so hopefully this will stop.

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A nice coffee – a rotten cup!

Mo and I went out for a brisk walk today.  It was sunny but freezing cold, so we decided to go for a coffee to warm up.

“Medium or large” the woman asked.

“Medium please”, we said in unison.

We sat down and waited for our coffee, which was swiftly brought to our table. I picked mine up to take a sip.  As I did, it started to slip on my finger and spill in the saucer.

“Ooh! I nearly dropped it” I said. “It’s heavy”.

Mo started to laugh at me, for being so daft.  “How can it be heavy?” she said giggling.

“Well, it is”. I said, wondering why Mo found that statement so funny. Using two hands to hold it, I proceeded to drink my coffee and do a bit of people watching.

“Oh! It IS heavy, isn’t it?” Mo said. I turned to look at her. She was giggling, the cup was slowly slipping down on her finger. “I thought you were being silly, but I can’t hold mine either”.

“I’m glad we didn’t buy large”, I said.

It doesn’t take much to make us giggle and for some silly reason this really tickled Mo. Probably because she had thought I was being stupid.

The cups had a tiny little, round handle, designed for one finger, placed at the top of the cup.  The balance was all wrong. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that they would slip on your finger, spilling the contents.  Who designs these things?

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I wish we could Photoshop real people.

We all like to look at glamorous people in magazines, but let’s at least be publicly honest with the younger generation and actually state that a photo has been airbrushed.  You know, like “Smoking can seriously damage your health”, it should say, “This photo has been airbrushed. Real woman do not look like this”.  Our generation is fairly clued up about what’s possible, though I’m often surprised by how many don’t know how much can be altered.  The problems arise because youngsters believe in these images and aspire to look like them, causing unhappiness and even more serious consequences.

Anyway. This post wasn’t meant to be serious, though the subject actually is.  I decided to have a little go at it myself.  I chose my sister for the exercise.  I only spent about 30 minutes working on it, so imagine what can be done with the correct Photoshop filters and know how. Watch the animation.

Unfortunately, it made my sister sad, because it reminded her of what she looked like before age took it’s toll.  Even so, I don’t think she looks half bad for almost 69, do you?

Wouldn’t it be great if we could Photoshop real people?  I’d be first in the queue.

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1960′s memorabilia

Some of you may remember me writing a post about how I first discovered folk music and through it, Joan Baez. It was back in the mid sixties and, though it sounds a bit extreme, it changed my life. It wasn’t long before I decided to buy myself a cheap guitar and try my hand at playing. It was 1966 or 67 and my first guitar cost me £3 ($4.85).

I thought I was never going to be able to change chords and keep the rhythm flowing, but thankfully it just happened like magic one day. I placed a Joan Baez song on the record player (yes, we only had record players then) and played along with it until I was able to keep up with Joan.  For some daft reason I chose a fast and complicated finger picking song. I have no idea why, but it certainly made slower songs easier for me to master. When I sourced this on YouTube and played it, memories of me sitting on my bed night after night practicing came flooding back to me.

YouTube Preview Image

It was the sixties, so I painted flowers all over my guitar. It was a cheap one, so it didn’t matter.  I was soon to go to a very posh music shop in London’s West End and buy myself a really expensive and beautiful classical guitar. Now I was serious about playing.

I’ve had many guitars over the years, including a beautiful 12 string. I changed my playing style too, as I progressed.  I still have three guitars – an electric acoustic, a solid electric and a Yamaha ‘Silent’ guitar which, as the name suggests, can be played through ear phones without annoying people around you. I haven’t played for some time now but, who knows? I may have a go again one day.

Guitars

Imagine my surprise when I was told that my very first, 1960′s guitar was…..

HERE IN YORKSHIRE!

I had passed it on to my niece when she was just a child. I am amazed that she kept it and passed it on to her younger brother, who still has it. I expect his kids have all played around with it over the years too.  He lives in Wales and brought it with him on a visit to his mum (my sister).  He thought I might like to see it again.

MIGHT LIKE TO SEE IT?

I was over the moon!  It’s a little battered about, but after almost fifty years, it’s hardly surprising. Here it is, in all it’s flower power splendour.

My 1960′s memorabilia – My little ‘Gospel Ship’ guitar

Guitar

Guitar close

I wish it could transport me back in time. Back to the sixties.

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Google Reader messed up again!

Google hasn’t updated my feed, so here is the link. Hopefully it will update this post.

Link to latest post

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The weight of my cyst winner and an update

“The technician missed her vein! The injection didn’t go into her blood stream! Page Dr. Lizensczhacts! STAT!” The flustered nurse screamed across the Emergency Room. The skin on my arms bubbled up until it was covered with welts and blisters. The heart monitor beeped loudly and the oxygen mask strapped to my face felt suffocating………

Some of you may remember the passage above from Meleah’s post here.  Well, guess what? Yes. it happened to me. Very soon after my op, they were concerned that I may have a clot on my lung and ordered an immediate scan.  They wheeled me off and got me onto the scanner bed. He placed the needle into my ‘whatever it is they call those things that they leave in your arm for injections’ and told me to hold my arm in a certain position. “We’re just going to inject a coloured dye into your veins so it will show up any clot you may have. Follow the instructions the machine will give you and you will be fine.” He started the machine up. CLUNK. I move along a bit. HOLD YOUR BREATH WHEN INSTRUCTED….HOLD… ONE… TWO… BREATH. CLUNK, move HOLD YOUR BREATH… ONE… TWO… BREATH. CLUNK…. “The dye will be injected now” CLUNK… I come backwards. “Did that injection feel strange?”  (Me) “It felt a bit warm, but…” I feel my arm being pressed and squeezed….. “It slipped out of your vein and the dye has gone into your arm”….squeeze, squeeze. (I think of Meleah’s post) “We’ll have to put another ‘whatever it is they call those things that they leave in your arm for injections’ into your arm.” At this point I have had enough. My arms had bruises all over from recent failed injections, because my veins are hard to find. I had another of ‘whatever it is they call those things that they leave in your arm for injections’ where I had a drip and my morphine pump attached. I had just had enough! “No!” I do not want another injection. I have had enough.” “But it’s better for you to have it now, than wait” He said. I knew they couldn’t make me have it and didn’t think I had a clot anyway. “I do not want it done. Please take me back”  A slightly disgruntled scanner man ordered them to place me (in a great deal of pain and a quick pump of morphine) back into my bed and wheel me to my ward.

The next day saw me sitting in my chair having showered myself and looking every bit like a woman who did NOT have a clot on her lung. The anesthetist came and grinned at me “That’s one to you” he said laughing. “We’ll work towards you going home tomorrow.”  He was a lovely man, with a sense of humour. In fact they all seemed to have a good sense of humour there, which suited me well.

My arm did swell up but went back down in a day or two. I wonder if I had a florescent arm under the right light.

I put a little photo montage together so you could see what’s been happening

I’ve had a few bad days, when the pain has made me feel a bit down, but things seem to be under control now and I’m mending nicely, I think. A photo of me taken today, while writing this post. I think you can see an improvement :)

Thank you all for your well wishes and the love you have shown us both during this. It helped a lot!

I go to the hospital for my results tomorrow, so hope I can give a good update.

I ALMOST FORGOT!

The cyst weighed in at either 20 pounds or 21 pounds!  We got two weights, but what’s one pound difference when you’re talking this weight?

I have chosen two winners, because of it’s hugeness, so the winners are….

Congratulations Jackie, who said 17 pounds and Meleah, who said 15.2 pounds

A close runner up was Rebecca at 15 pounds.

Please let me know which Magnabeetle you would like and email me your postal address, so I can get them posted off to you as soon as possible.

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Guess the weight for a Magnabeetle!

I’ve decided to have a little fun and ask you all to guess the weight of my cyst.  I don’t know if the hospital will weigh it, but I will weigh myself before going in and again after the op.

To help you, below is a photo taken today so you can see the size.  It’s much larger now and has dropped down, so it’s easier to see.

The one who guesses the closest to the actual weight will get a choice of a Magnabeetle and you know how much you want one of those, don’t you?

And now the latest photo of my tummy!

Get your guesses in! I want to see them all when I get home.

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