You scream, we scream, you scream some more…
We were all sitting round the table eating our tea and suddenly one of my sisters let out a terrible scream … we all screamed … she screamed some more … we all screamed some more. There she was, looking terrified with a fork hanging out of her mouth. The fork swinging to and fro and my sister screaming some more …. us screaming some more … she clasped both hands around her mouth, howling. We didn’t know what we were screaming for, but scream we did. We were sure that she had the most horrific tongue piercing, even by todays standards. so much screaming went on that the lady who lived downstairs came running up to see what was wrong. She soon ushered my sister, fork still swinging, away from the table to take a closer look. In a flash my sister came back, fork in hand, no blood, looking quite indignant and just a little embarrassed. All that screaming and all she had done was get her tongue wedged between two prongs of the fork! We all, realizing that there was no horrific tongue peircing, carried on eating.
Stumble it!
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MamaFlo | 10 April 2008 at 23:51
I couldn’t agree with you more about blogging being a full time job, I’m thankful that I’m retired and I have that time
!!
I wanted to tell you too that when I visited your blog this morning that I loved the color scheme and the blogs look and feel, you’ve done a great job!
I look forward to visiting daily.
weechuff | 11 April 2008 at 9:35
I remember this as if it were yesterday:0)
Spider | 11 April 2008 at 21:46
hee hee, so do I remember it well.
Poor Sandie and poor us! Tinax
MamaFlo | 11 April 2008 at 23:05
I’ve never been stabbed by my fork but I’ve bitten myself plenty of times while I’m chewing gum…….yeah I’m vigorous. Since I quit smoking, the oral fixation has become intense and I get so worked up that I bite myself.
Thanks for the laugh.
Sindie | 11 April 2008 at 23:22
Ooooh ha ha ha!
Quasi | 14 April 2008 at 2:16
Hi Beetle and Kitties,
Thanks for posting on my blog… I hope you’ll visit often! I also hope you’ll enjoy my book, The World Is Your Litter Box, when it comes out next month!
Your Friend,
Quasi
Rocky, Angie & S'more | 14 April 2008 at 15:48
Hello Ms. Beetle and kitties!
We are so very happy to find your blog
(We saw one of your posts in the cat blogosphere).
We would like to tell you that our Grandpa is from England ~ Chatham, Kent to be exact. Our Mommy has been there a number of times and loves it!
It’s so nice to meet you and we look forward to checking in with you each day
Purrs and headbutts,
Rocky, Angie, & S’more -
(and our Mommy, Karen!)
tasteofbothworlds | 21 April 2008 at 18:00
Hello, that was a funny story. I wish I have sisters to scream with like you *grins*.