30 days of Photographs IV: NSFW

Day 14 -  NSFW

30 days of Photographs is hosted by MikeWJ and Ziva.

The things I do for this challenge.  The things MO does for this challenge.

I had no idea what NSFW was until I asked Nicky. This just shows you how innocent I am *winks*

“I need a whip” I said. “Ziva’s got a whip!  I want one, or some bondage item, like handcuffs.” I searched all our puppet and stage props, of which we still have all sorts of things. Nothing was appropriate. Well, they wouldn’t be, would they? They were used either for a children’s puppet theatre, or shows that were staged in a church. “I need to make your face up” I said, as I grabbed the make-up we used for the clowns.

Now for that whip. I grabbed a black plastic bin liner, cut it into strips and plaited it. I know it’s a bit short, but my fingers were aching from all that plaiting. I made the photo look like a video, emailed it to myself and then took a photo of my computer screen.

I give you, Madam Mo.

14 NSFW

Don’t forget to visit Ziva’s blog for a list of people taking part in this challenge.

  • http://www.junkdrawerblog.com JunkDrawer

    OMG. Hilarious. That doesn’t even look like her. I don’t know if that’s good or bad. Probably good! Wow, what a sport Mo is. She’ll do anything, won’t she?

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Kathy, she really will do anything I ask. I have another priceless one coming soon :)

  • http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/ nonamedufus

    Babs you (and Mo) must be the only ones I know who are having so much fn with this challenge. You efforts today are brilliant. That is hilarious.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      I’m really getting into the swing of it now, but I’m stumped with 23!

  • Jay of The Depp Effect

    Oh, that’s priceless – well done, Babsie!! Brilliant!

    I didn’t know what NSFW meant, either, and had to do what you did and look it up. Even then, my mind – pure as the driven snow as I am, as everybody knows – didn’t go immediately to the risque, but simply to things inappropriate at work! Must work on that … !

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      You are as pure as I am ;) This prompt took me a while to grasp properly. I struggled a bit, then a light came on :)

  • http://www.triloquist.net/ Ron

    Bwhahahahahahhahahaha!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahah!

    Okay Babs, I want a copy of this to use as my Christmas card this year!

    OMG…I am LAUGHING so hard, I just spewed my coffee!

    Please tell Mo I think she’s such a sport!

    Faaaaaaaabuous photo for this theme!!!!!!

    X to you and Madam Mo!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      We had lots of giggles doing this, as you can imagine :)

  • http://zivainferno.blogspot.com Ziva

    Oh my god, Babs! :D I am seriously laughing out loud, here. I would’ve let you borrow my whip and handcuffs, all you had to do was ask. Like, two weeks in advance so I could get them to you in time…

    I’m telling you, Mo deserves an award for what she does for you. Awesome photo!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Well, I was actually going to cheat on this one and get my niece’s partner to take a shot of her ankle in a lovely pair of heels, but I went the comedy route in the end. It’s far more ‘me’ :)

  • http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ comedyplus

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. You two are off your rockers and I love that.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      I’m afraid we are ;)

  • ReformingGeek

    Brilliant! Oh, and Holy Crapolli, Mo!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Holy Crapolli indeed ;)

  • Tami Von Zalez

    THAT is just plain scary!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      That was the intension. I wished I’d had a black and metal collar ;)

  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ Nicky

    OMG! That is BRILLIANT! Mo is really amazing about all of these prompts. Hilarious, Babs! Great job.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      What would I do without her?

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com/ meleahrebeccah

    Madam Mo is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!! I am crying laughing!!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      So were we, while we were doing this :)

  • http://thinkspin.com/ Lauren

    Well played! That is priceless.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      It’s a good job Mo is such a sport :)

  • http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com/ Agent 54

    I feel like I should have had my helmet on before I saw that.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Yes. Enter at your own risk ;)

  • http://www.doorinface.com/ Nora Blithe

    Lol, that’s great! I’m glad you clarified about the puppet show. I was going to ask what KIND of puppet show you two were into. I love that you asked Nicky about NSFW. I bet you got an earful! ;)

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Ha ha! Nicky was very helpful. I’m afraid I’m not up to speed on these modern sayings. When I last worked in an office, computers hadn’t been invented! Good grief! That makes me feel old :)

  • http://dragonsalley.blogspot.com/ Grace

    Oh my dear! *shakes head, wanders away*

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      I shake my head at myself at times :)

  • Jackal

    Oh my!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      :)

  • http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/ Paula Larew Wooters

    Hahaha! Whips are definitely not suitable OR safe for work!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      You can say that again!

  • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

    Ha ha ha I have loved EVERY picture you have done! You are really thinking everything through and making it all so fun!!!!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      That is my personality, I’m afraid. Some would say I go over the top with things. I just love having fun :)

  • http://artofbeingconflicted.com Cheryl P.

    That is over the top for “being a good sport”. Funny though…really funny.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      OK, it’s crazy, but we are both crazy a lot of the time :)

  • http://www.astarinmyownuniverse.com/ Traci Shannon

    Wow! Mo really will go all out!
    And thanks for the valuable information of how to make a whip from plastic bags. :-)
    Traci

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      Ha ha! Yes, Mo lets me do anything to her and you’re welcome to the whip info ;)

  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ mike

    Great take, and fantastic effort. All I did was take a pic of my monitor. You went the extra mile, and succeeded :)

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      But when you don’t work and have plenty of time, you can go the extra mile :)

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    Good god, you win just on effort alone. I’m flabbergasted.

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      I just love doing stuff like this, well not this subject usually ;)

  • MalisaHargrove

    OMG, I love you and Mo! You two are freaks! That’s why we are bonding. No, I didn’t say bondage. I said bonding. Yes, there is a difference. I love love love what you did with the prompt and the process you went through to get there. You are too damn funny!

    • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

      In general, life should never be taken too seriously, and we don’t. I am in my element doing stuff like this :)