I just need to set the scene for you here.
My computer sits in the corner of the room, I sit facing the wall, with my back to the kitchen door, which is about 7ft away. We have a very dark carpet and when Mo goes up she turns off all the lamps, leaving only one small lamp on and my computer screen. As you can imagine it’s not a lot of light for a 24ft lounge with a dark carpet (the dark carpet being the problem) but it’s enough for me most times.
It was about 1am, I was sitting at my computer. Mo had gone to bed and my only company was the cats (again).
I went into the kitchen for something, and when I returned, Mitzi (the hunter) was sitting in front of my computer looking at the floor. She had that look on her face that says “I’m watching you”. I quickly turned on the overhead light and saw the biggest spider ever! Right behind my chair! I had walked past it to go to the kitchen! Probably stepped right over it! Now, I like most creatures, but spiders I HATE. They really give me the creeps. My rate of fear is aligned with the size of the spider, and this one was a MONSTER!
“Don’t just look at it! GET it!” I said to Mitzi. She looked up at me. “Don’t look at me! GET THE SPIDER!” She looked down again but made no attempt at catching it. Now my mind was seeing all eventualities.
- Mitzi gently patting it, making it run somewhere and losing it. I would have been panicking then!
- Mitzi gently patting it so it ran straight for me! BLIND PANIC!
- Mitzi NOT patting it, and just looking at it – all night long! I couldn’t have gone to bed and left that monster in our lounge, Well I could but it’d have to be dead.
I have faith in Mitzi’s spider catching abilities because I have found two dead spiders in our kitchen before, but she was taking too long for me.
I’m sorry spider lovers, but when you have a real fear of something, you can’t possibly think about catching it – ALIVE? And CARRYING IT? Even getting close enough to catch it would send me into terror mode.
I searched for something, anything I could use to kill it. I couldn’t leave the room to get the spider catcher. I would have been too scared to use that anyway. You have to carry it through the house alive! All I could see was a tiny (A5) magazine. I picked it up, walked as close as I could bare to, threw the magazine at the spider, missed the spider and scared Mitzi away!!!! FOR GOODNESS SAKES! Now I had no spider watcher to pat it if IT moved. IT didn’t move, IT wasn’t scared, only me! Actually I think it was scared and playing dead or something, though it was fooling nobody. I grabbed Mitzi, whist keeping my eye on the monster, and put her down next to IT . “Get it Mitzi” I said. Mitzi ran away from the magazine again.
There was nothing for it, I had to be braver. I found the TV magazine, which is a bit bigger, held it in both hands and inched my way closer to IT , shuddering with every step. I not only had to get within a foot of this thing, but down low and personal too! “Do it quickly” I thought.
OH ….. MY….. WHAM!
I did what every good blogger does and got my camera.
I was cropping the photo and, much to my disgust, had a large image of IT on my screen. I don’t mind telling you, even the image was freaking me out. Sukie (the other cat) brushed herself on my legs, I went into a “Oh what’s on me?” panic, shot off my chair, discovered it was Sukie, breathed a nervous sigh of relief, saved the image, cleaned out the rubbish from my photo album and emptied the trash. All in one, jittery, moment.
“Where’s my photo of IT ?” ………. Gone.
You’ll just have to put up with doodles – Aren’t you glad?