Fly by night?
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The other day I noticed a fly laying on it’s back on the kitchen window ledge. As I went to remove it, he wriggled his legs frantically in a vain attempt at getting on his feet in order to invade any food he might find laying around on the surfaces. He assumes we are silly enough to leave food out and uncovered. He was obviously close to death so I left him to end his moments naturally. I say ‘he’ because anything that ugly cant be female. Sorry if there are any men reading this, but isn’t that so ladies? Well Ok, I know there are females really, but ughhh, they are ugly!
As a dutiful blogger who [ahem] always has her camera at the ready, I decided, for your perusal, I would do a bit of happy snapping. Those who don’t like looking at ugly creatures need to shut there eyes at this point, because I cropped in close in order to see the pretty detail on his body! Actually, I don’t want you to shut your eyes really. I want you to see my exquisit photography.
Anyway, I checked the photos on my computer and settled down for the evening, with no more thoughts of the fly in the kitchen. Before I went to bed I would dispose of it.
At 3am I went into the kitchen to unplug everything before going up, and saw the fly. I was about to get a tissue to remove him when he wriggled his legs just as frantically as before! He was still alive! He’d wriggled so hard his leg had dropped off! Really! One of his legs was laying beside him! I quickly scrunched him up in the tissue to put him out of his misery. Why do they take so long to die?
As ugly as he was ….. poor little thing.

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